...because after reading the line "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain", I came up with this conversation in my head...this can't be normal, right?
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.”
“But, he appears to be having a vigorous wank”
“I know. That’s why I said pay no attention to him – who wants to look at that? Besides you, I mean”
“…but, I nev-“
“Hey, I’m not judging, or anything. Voyeurism is perfectly healthy.”
“I’m not a - I ‘m just saying that if someone’s having a wank behind the curtain, don’t you think it should be addressed?”
“Well , feel free to go ahead and approach him, then, if you really want to say something. Just get control of yourself…and don’t shake his hand.”
“I wasn’t…. Dammit! Why do you always do this?”
“Do what?”
“I merely pointed out that someone is being lecherous in public, and now you’re treating me like a superfreak who’s superfreaking out.”
“Well, aren’t you? I mean look at you: You’re all worked up. Are you sexually repressed or something? Not sure why you’re projecting this all on to me. By all means, go say hi to the nice public masturbator behind the curtain. Don’t let me stop you.”
“A$$hole.”