There's an army base near us and we often get these army lads down at the beach and country park where I run, down with their wives/girlfriends. The thing with those guys is they aren't shy of a smart comment. You can spot them a mile off, huge guys plenty of tats.
I had double incident on Saturday past with one guy. He saw me on my run out to Bangor and simply laughed and shouted "Where's your shoes mate??" I just laughed it off and kept going but in the way back I passed him again sitting on the beach with his wife, and he says "Are you still looking for your slippers??"
There wasn't much I could say to that! I just said "Yeah, I've been running up and down here all day lookin for them. Can't find em anywhere!" and ran on slightly ashamed I couldn't think of anything wittier. Lol.