WARNING: Rated R - May not be suitable for all audiences -- Hottest Female Athlete?

That's nothing... you should have heard the mental battle in my head to fight the urge to say "motorboat" in my first post

Let me get out my list....
1) Female..check
2) Hot...check
3) Wearing glasses...check
4) Long-ish hair...check
5) Has a head...check
6) Not related to me...check
7) Owns a sports bra...check
8) Hates long pants...check
this one is approved:

Hmmm I approve as well.

I will add my approval of her. The glasses must mean she's smart as well as insanely in shape. That's what glasses mean right?

Yep pretty sure that's what it means

How has this thread gotten to 6 pages without any mention of cheerleaders? Cheerleaders are athletes too, you know.

Prove it with an appropriate pic.

Pure Athleticism.

I don't know which is worse... That Tater posted that or that I was thinking the same joke.
Either way... to stay on track....

Dara Torres.

Nuf said

Oh my. Oh hell yes. Oh please let her be real...

Lordy. I'm just wondering how this thread has been allowed to exist on here without offending someone? I mean, we can't swear but we can look at booties? Why am I questioning that policy? Long like booties....

Actually that was supposed to be 'long live' but I like 'long like'. Should I say 'derriere'?

Oh, come on!

We're in a pub...

There's a caution about age restrictions...

It's got a rated R title (although, it's not rated R whatsoever)...

What's the problem???

I like beast modes when they're on, too...

Here's the deal...I'm gonna strangle a puppy and then walk down the street and punch the first baby I see in the face every time this topic falls to the second page. Nobody wants this to happen. Let's save puppies and prevent random baby abuse.

Nice pictures of Grace Padilla in this months Running Times.

is she wearing paint or are those actual shorts that are that tight? either way is good but wow.