Hilarious!

if you discover a runner stuck in your home, open a door and try to “shoo” her out with a broom.


I dont know for sure but I think this one is true...
Runners practice a complex mating ritual that begins with the male donning a novelty T-shirt reading “Distance Runners Do It Longer” and ends abruptly, minutes later, with the female reminding him that they both have to be up early for a long run so they really should just “hit the hay.”
In short: No one knows.