Dont you worry about stepping on glass ?

I think I'm the first one on here to recommend the Hemp Foot Protector :)

I have another proprietary method... when I come in from a run my little
pekingese comes over and licks my feet, and then i rub her fur with my
feet... does wonders for them, even better than making fists in the carpet :)
 
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Road kill. Smaller stuff like mice and moles. Not sure if it could injure me but yuck.

Also a couple time I jumped over lit cigarette butts. On a bright day they can be hard to see. I can usually smell them long before I ever see them.

I was chased by a woodchuck once. Luckily they are even slower than I am. The scary part was I had to run past it again on the way home. On the way back I was armed with a big stick. Whacked it pretty good when came after me. It just got up and kept coming though. I'm pretty sure it was terminator.
 
Today I stepped on some shredded dried up thistle that stuck in my foot, I thought it was mud. Until I saw the stickers. I pulled them out and went on my way no big deal. I did meet my match today however when I was running on my barefoot tread and it got a little raw and my feet were tender from the 8 miles two days prior. It started to rain. No big deal my skin is mostly water proof. Until I felt the most painful thing. I was running in dissolved fertilizer with killer pesticide and my feet were on fire. So what did I do. I ran really fast not knowing that it was everywhere. It looked like saw small white granules spread in the road on the grass and the side walk. I must have looked like a crazy man running back and forth from the street to the grass for some relief hollering and finally I just ran to the next block. It was fertilizer in the entire housing complex on every lawn as far as I could see. I was running like a mad man from my 10:15 pace to an 8:14. Then tonight I found 1 goat head that stopped me in my tracks. I pulled it and flicked it. I was running with a shod runner and I was telling him what a goat head is. All in all a good day, sun on my face and wind at my back and golden fall trees. Are we lucky or what ? to enjoy our runs and feel the earth. We are alive !
 
How many times have I heard that. I wanted to hear from you. Whats the craziest things you have jumped over, ran from, chased, got scared by ? Everyone assumes the only thing of danger we encounter will be a little piece of glass. And the question is a valid one. I just run over it with my 4 X 4 truck tire self built natural treads, my feet. On a serious note I have encountered real danger running bare foot and some nasty things as well. In St Louis last week I had to jump over a dead bloated deer that was about ready to POP. fly's and maggots. In Hawaii I stepped upon toads in the road. In Utah I ran across fresh bear tracks on a solo run. In Hawaii also ran from Nee-Ne Geese that wanted to bite me. In Mexico I ran from what looked like a Zombie pit bull. I had no rock or stick and it was 97 degrees in the shade. I pretended to pick up a rock and it ran away yelping. But glass you say, sure I crushed some last seek I stepped on a 1/3 of a bottle and luckily I crushed it. I was looking at my running application on my phone. (No, I am not a purest) I was not watching where I was going when I heard a crunch. I looked down to see glass on the side walk and parts of it in my foot. I brushed it off with my had and continued my run. I once encountered a spider that was wider than my foot on the Las Vegas Ragnar, tranchula. And on a run last summer in Utah I jumped over a whip snake as it shot under my legs.


I found a new experience running in about 52 degrees sunny and a little chilly as the fall temps drop from fall to winter. I had a new experience when I stepped in Canadian Goose scat, poop, dodo, it was cold and it was large enough to go between all of my toes on my right foot at once. I let out a holler and jumped for the nearest grass as I continued my run trying to clean my foot off with a smile on my face. Nothing like living large !
 
I found a new experience running in about 52 degrees sunny and a little chilly as the fall temps drop from fall to winter. I had a new experience when I stepped in Canadian Goose scat, poop, dodo, it was cold and it was large enough to go between all of my toes on my right foot at once. I let out a holler and jumped for the nearest grass as I continued my run trying to clean my foot off with a smile on my face. Nothing like living large !

The worst thing (IMHO) about goose poop is that it is so slippery.
 
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