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jldeleon

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I have decided that when I die I want my cremated ashes mixed with purple glitter and sprinkled over my favorite running trail.
 
I have decided that when I die I want my cremated ashes mixed with purple glitter and sprinkled over my favorite running trail.

OH LORD!
 
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Not the glitter, please! I do a lot of crafts with kids and once glitter gets loose you can't get rid of it! One of my favourite comedians (a dad!) described it as 'the herpes of craft supplies'!
 
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Which is EXACTLY why I picked it! I love to annoy people now -and after I'm gone!
 
I have told my wife to pick a nice spot in the yard, bury my ass-end up so the kids have a place to park their bikes. No glitter needed.
 
Jen, for added annoyance specify as a dress code for the funeral that everyone must be liberally coated in glitter spray (I'm assuming you can still buy this, been a while since I felt the need!). I remember a couple of us getting ready for a night out in a friend's bathroom - he was not impressed when it was still glittery weeks later [we have no evil grin smiley to put here?]
 

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